Manage Settings : You lollygag the ball around the infield. You're *outta*! You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. Skip tells Crash that they're letting him go to bring up a catcher from Bluefield. Annie: No, honey, I said Nuke. Skip Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. That probably should have its own listing. Here are some more 'Bull Durham' quotes. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh You get three ants together I fucking love winning! : : Ump: Well, you missed the tag. Bull Durham, in so many ways, reminds us of lifes fickleness, so dont ever take anything for granted! Annie: All right, honey. He came back to Durham to be with Annie, and they're sitting together on her porch swing, on a. Crash Davis The last five pitched he threw were faster that the first five, He has the best young arm I've seen in 30 years. (Swings and misses for strike three)Why its the best: Just great insight into whats going on in a batters head. Crash: He still hasnt touched the plate! Crash: Youre in the wrong business, Jack. Why, there are laws we dont understand that bring us together and tear us apart. Annie Savoy, 2. The setup: In the Bulls clubhouse, Crash gets a look at Nukes fungus-covered flip-flops. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club., 23. Apologies. Crash: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. Crash Davis Siskel & Ebert - Bull Durham - YouTube You can only hurt the ball club., 32. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up.Why its the best: Damn right, baseballs a blessing to us. A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. Her advice isnt exactly traditional. : And the boy soon to be known as Nuke, pretending to be interested in Annies interests, just cracks me up. Ballparks are like cathedrals. She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. There's six months in a season, that's about 25 weeks. He's shaking me off. (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. Howd we ever win eight? Skip Riggins: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. A movie about America's other favorite pastime. Youre going to have to study them. Dont hold the ball so hard, okay? Relax. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Skip: Eightand sixteen. Its time to work on your interviews. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Quote Ambition is your source for quotes. Besides that, theyre fascist. Crash Davis Youve got a Hall of Fame arm but youre pissing it away. The setup: Crash is at the plate, talking to himself (out loud and internally). Bull Durham isn't just about a pair of hard-headed ballplayers. Nuke: One day at a time The setup: Annie and Crash are at the batting cages. : F me. Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. Crash Davis So what. Where can I go? Write it down. Relax, all right? You hung a curveball on an 0-2 pitch in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the eighth and I tattooed it over the Michelin tire sign and beat you, 4-3. Write it down! That means if you get just one extra flare a week, just one, a gork, a ground ball a ground ball with eyes! Crash Crash Davis: You be arrogant, even when youre getting beat. You know what Im saying? Crash Davis : Hey. Crash Davis (Long pause) Crash: He did know. Crash: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. The Durham Bulls began playing baseball with joy and verve and poetry.. : When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. Anyway, this was an incredibly difficult labor of love. : Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. : You're smart, professional. You don't know shit, all right? What do I gotta do? Fun goddamnit. Think classy, you'll be classy.. Youve got it, honey. Annie, in the stands: Cmon, Crash. Fear and ignorance., Crash Davis: No. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. Throw that shit again, Meat. Larry: Lollygaggers. You can hit this s. Crash Davis Crash Davis Thanks. But, Joe. : This is the damndest season Ive ever seen. Relax. Nuke: My eyelids? Lets get down to it. Crash, to the pitcher: Throw that s again, meat. : Annie: Yeah, like the lava lizards of the Galapagos Islands. Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. I mean, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake?, Crash Davis: When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit them with your pitching hand. While these things make up for an exciting plot, we must not think of Bull Durham as only entertainment. You ain't that stupid. Crash, thinking: Youre thinking too much, Crash. Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! I just want to be., 5. Where are you going?, Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. Crash's Final Two Lessons For Nuke: Nuke located Crash playing pool in a black section of town with Sandy Grimes (Henry G. Sanders), a retired African-American ball-player in a local bar-hall. Gorks matter, people. Your fastball's up, your curveball's hanging. If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you *are*! Crash: You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? Crash Davis Big clubs got 100 grand in him. Larry: Eight and 16. The setup: Crash hit his dinger in Asheville and immediately retired. Nuke: Yeah, you said Crash. So how does it feel to get your first professional win? What the hell was that? [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin] Lollygaggers! Besides that, they're fascist. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to . They ain't gonna hit you. 21. Because it sure aint baseball.Why its the best: Teddys fed up, dammit. Write it down. No, don't think, Meat, just give him the gas. It's how you play the game. And, it beats working at Sears. What goes around comes around. Annie: Of course Im trying to seduce you, for Gods sake! See, there are some lizards that have a parietal eye behind their heads so they can see backwards. A third sign replaced the second one in 2008 after wind gusts tore the replica's head off. Hit 'Em Where They Ain't - ZAG: The Number-One Strategy of High Continue with Recommended Cookies. Annie: What do you believe in, then? And, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far, so I just thought we should kinda get to know each other. Annie Savoy, 13. Nah. Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! Crash: Of course its boring. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : Annie: Oh, no. Crash: I told him a player on a streak has to respect the streak. You mean Nuke. | Last chance. The setup: In the throes of passion, Annie calls Nuke by Crashs name. Crash: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months d in the bud leagues? Crash Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash Davis Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. You've been around. Hold it like an egg. Batting practice at 11:30.Why its the best: Yeah, hes pissed. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Official Sites Annie: I think it would be great. Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. Relax. If you liked our suggestions for Bull Durham quotes, then why not take a look at Bring it on quotes, or dodgeball quotes. What's this guy know anyway? Crash Davis : Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry. You should know that by now. Nuke: To announce my presence with authority! And thats OK. Just means Ill have to keep watching them for yearsto make up my mind. Larry Who are you? Havin' a blast. I think probably with my love of four-legged creatures and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime I was probably Catherine the Great, or Francis of Assisi. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. In the show, everybody can hit a fastball! Crash: Im too old for this s. 34. You hit 20 more this year, youre going to be the all-time minor-league champ. This guys a first-ball fastball hitter. Another 7 wins & 5 nominations. Crash Davis I want to be exotic, and mysterious!, 12. Hit them where they live. Larry Now come inside, and Ill buy you a drink. Crash Davis, 24. You want me to run ya? Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? One more. Crash hit his record dinger the 247th of his minor-league career in Asheville and retired. Crash: Hit me in the chest with that. Besides that, they're fascist. Annie. [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference] hit em where they ain't bull durham. (Pitcher throws at Crashs head) Huh? Hit them where they ain't. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. MORE: What if? Annie Savoy Crash Davis Larry: Its a miracle. | Details File Size: 6809KB Duration: 5.500 sec Dimensions: 498x253 Created: 6/20/2018, 7:37:20 AM I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. Never f with a winning streak.Why its the best: Because EVERYONE knows you never, um, mess with a winning streak. Throw it. Its more democratic.Why its the best: Nobody wants to be a fascist. : : Youve seen them all. Get close, baby. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., Larry Hockett: Sears sucks, Crash. 1: Dont think. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. You hung an 0 and 2 curve ball in a 3-2 game in the bottom of the 8th and I tattooed it over the Michelin Tire sign and beat you 4-3. Show us that million-dollar arm, 'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 36. The film treats the sport of baseball with a sort of casual reverence, highlighting both the drama and the humor inherent in the game, illustrated by Annie's numerous references to baseball as \"her religion.\"CREDITS:TM \u0026 MGM (1988)Cast: Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson, Robert WuhlDirector: Ron SheltonProducers: Mark Burg, Thom Mount, Charles Hirschhorn, David V. LesterScreenwriter: Ron SheltonWHO ARE WE?The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web.