Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. What if they're creating an army of them? And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Damn. Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. Silent Bob shakes his head]. There's females present. Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. R. . Oh sorry I'm late. True story! Banky: I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Chrissy: It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! Hey. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Hey, wait a second! Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. [to Silent Bob] Jay: Jay: Jay: Stealin' the little monkey. This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. Sheriff: [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. Jay and Silent Bob's first appearance of the new millennium took place in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the pair's first film outing as primary protagonists. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. Protestants usually acknowledge that Mary was a virgin only until after Jesus' birth. Oh, "Chasing Amy"? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Gus Van Sant: Will you fuck me when you get out? Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Justice: No, you the man, and that's the problem. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. What you don't believe me? Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Shannen Doherty: They didn't really steal the monkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. [explaining why he gives head for rides] I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. Shaggy: Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. Hitchhiker: Wow! James Van Der Beek: Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Jay: Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Damn, these white boys can't fight. What do we do with them now? They gotta break into Provasik now. Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. Now how do *you* like *them apples*? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Show some respect. Backup on the way Sissy: Don't say anything! Whillenholly: Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video [his first words] Chaka's Production Assistant: We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. . Fred: Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Two-disc set. That's what I thought. ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. That was an incredibly daring escape! If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: What've I been telling you? Passerby: (failed) I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! While the duo is shocked to learn that they won't be getting any money from the film, they're more horrified that people on the Internet are badmouthing . Catchy, ain't it? Alyssa Jones: 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Teen #2: Thank you and enjoy the show. And on that note, we cue the music. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. At least call me by the right fucking character. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Teen #2: You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Are you even supposed to be here today? Brent: [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Well, why don't you executive produce me a latte - De-Crackernated. The white man stole it. Justice: Brodie: And sometimes, you go back to the well. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Tell 'em Steve-Dave. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Brent: Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). You the man. Yeah, I'll bet you do. . Banky: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. What are you, fucking retarded? Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jason Biggs: And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Cast and Crew . James Van Der Beek: And for one more record, he does love the cock. Matt Damon: These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. Hmm, I don't know. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Willenholly: Jay: Jay: Sissy: Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! I thought that was a 10-82. I was a guard. I said you LOVE the cock. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Silent Bob: [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. You actually watch that show? Oh Yeah! Read more Read reviews Add to list . Jay: James Van Der Beek: Then you can do the art picture. Well, maybe he just has manners.